![]() So the nurse told Ryan all the important stuff about how I’m supposed to recover from surgery and take care of the giant holes in my gums. ![]() Ryan says I was really cute when he saw me – totally out of it and trying to type into my cellphone. ![]() I remember she put a cushion behind my back. She walked me into the main hallway and sat me down on a padded bench. I hadn’t been wearing it to begin with, I thought to myself but I was too zonked to fight. ![]() The next thing I remember is my mouth feeling like a giant cement ball and the nurse trying to help me put my long-sleeved shirt back on over my tank top. “Oh yeah,” I said, “One glass of wine on an empty stomach and I’m out.” The last question I remember was the anesthesiologist asking me if I’m a cheap date. He knocked me out with a left hook to the… vein in my right arm. Never Back Down Or How To Survive Oral Surgery
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